Acts

These are the current acts available for booking. Cat Aclysmic also creates bespoke acts to suit a special theme or function; contact her for more information.

*NEW* Fire and Spice


A Dragon Lady sheds her scales in this fire fuelled romp through 1950′s kitsch exotica with a soundtrack from Mancini’s Mr Yunioshi and Tak Shindo’s Bass and Bamboo. Scintillating costumes complement unique fire chopsticks and a show stopping bump and grind finale with dangerously dazzling fire tassel twirling.

Night Goddess

Classic American grind meets high glamour as Cat Aclysmic is reborn as The Night Goddess in a sublime mix of the carnal and the divine. Specially commissioned by the Glasgow Film Festival for their 2011 finale, Night Goddess uses Quincy Jones’ “Blues in the Night” and finishes in a glorious display of tassel twirling.

Man’s Ruin


Cat Aclysmic is the immortal Femme Fatale in this sizzling tribute to Film Noir. A sultry American style bump and grind to Chris Isaac’s “Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing” that begins with a cold blooded murder and ends with a spine bending display of backwards tassel twirling and one very naughty gun.

“Raunchy yet graceful; humourous and endearing, and of course, visually perfect. A femme fatale, embodying a film noir murderess, who may have done a bad thing, but did it so nicely, I’d like her to do it all over again. And what lovely legs she has!” The Skinny

Hanky Panky


No story, no satire, and no subtlety.
Hanky Panky celebrates sex, sex, and more sex. Pure pin up glamour meets American style rockabilly bump and grind with an all out shimmy shaking, tassel twirling finale – the lips might be pursed but the tongue is firmly in cheek. A brand new burlesque act released Spring 2012 using the song “Hanky Panky Kind of Love” from Soviet surf band The Red Elvises.

The Devil Act


The Queen of Hell is meeting her favourite archangel for a little angel delight!  Watch the She Devil change her horns for a halo in this hilariously sexy rock and roll striptease with a feather fan dance finale and daring one of a kind pastie reveal using The Cramp’s “Burn She Devil Burn,” Elvis Presley’s “Devil in Disguise,” and Handel’s “Messiah” to do the most risqué comedy strip this side of paradise. 

The Jilted Fire Act


Cat Aclysmic has finally gotten engaged, but what will she do when she finds a letter calling off the wedding?  Watch as roses turn magically into fire torches and a glass of wine turns into a pure jet of flame in this scintillating fire act with body burning, fire eating and fire breathing to swing sensations The Puppini Sisters “Jilted” that’s charmed audiences across the UK with its scorching take on burlesque. 

“She was great and she didnt burn the place down!!”
DJ Den Iniquity, Burly Q, Sheffield

The Very Reverend Cat Aclysmic


The Very Reverend Cat Aclysmic sermonizes on the greatest of the 7 deadly sins: Lust. Aided by Reverend Horton Heat’s “Sermon on the Jimbo” Cat Aclysmic demonstrates the dangerous curves of the female body and lights the way to salvation via body burning, torch tricks, and fire eating to Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus.” Prepare to see the light as Cat offers up everlasting redemption in this holy roller of an act.

Sister Suffragette

The legendary Suffragette, that Edwardian bastion of women’s liberation flings away the chains of tyranny, as well as her gloves, dress, and corset…but what will our first lady of feminism do with her bra? A neo burlesque romp to Mary Poppins’ “Sister Suffragette” and David Bowie’s “Suffragette City” with a fire eating finale.

The Bearded Lady


A carnival strip tease with an unforgettable finale, the Bearded Lady oozes dark sensuality to a freak show soundtrack, shedding veils and clothes in a mesmerising dance. Just when you think you know what lies in store she reveals a full beard all right… but not on her face!

“Cat Aclysmic puts the burn in sideburn with her hot Bearded Lady Act.” Bizarre Magazine

Great Balls of Fire!


A rock and roll fire fan dance to Jerry Lee Lewis’ timeless hit. As sexy and dangerous as the Killer himself, Cat Aclysmic brings down the house in a blazing tribute to the original wild man of rock!

“Captivating!” The Skinny

Fujiyama Mama


For lovers of vintage Hawaiian pin up and rockabilly style, Cat Aclysmic delights in this 1950′s island themed striptease to traditional hula music which turns into a volcanic fire fan dance to the inimitable Wanda Jackson’s “Fujiyama Mama.” Bright, beautiful, and just a little bit dangerous, this is a captivating final act to any night!

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